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12. Feb 2007. 18:11:21
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Inteligencija .... ae
Test inteligencije PROVERITE VASU INTELIGENCIJU Interesuje vas da li ste imbecil? Interesuje vas da li ste mentalno zaostali? Mi cemo vam pomoci da otkrijete glupost koja cuci u vama.1. Na vas pada atomska bomba. a) Vi bezite. b) Pravite se da ste mrtvi. c) Otvarate kisobran. 2. Izbio je pozar u vasoj kuci. a) Pokusavate da ugasite pozar pljuvanjem. b) Prodajete kucu. c) Sakrivate se u WC solju. 3. Nalazite se u leglu kobri. a) Pokusavate da ih hipnotisete. b) Pretvarate se da niste tamo. c) Umirete od straha. 4. Probudili ste se i otkrili da padate sa 10. sprata. a) Vicete: "Upomoc, upomoc..." b) Pokusavate da doskocite na noge. c) Nastavljate da spavate. 5. Razjareni tigar jurisa na vas. a) Imitirate macku. b) Dizete ruke u vis. c) Upucate ga iz puske. 6. Hocete da preplivate reku punu pirana. a) Stavljate prvo noge u vodu da se pirane zasite, a onda ’ladno preplivate reku. b) Skacete po glavama pirana. c) Ne prelazite reku. 7. Igrom slucaja se nalazite u zelucu vaseg papagaja. a) Odlazite do debelog creva i cekate neko vreme. b) Urlate ne bi li vas neko cuo (eto kako papagaji govore). c) Odustajete od ovog testa. 8. Na slici je... a) Eksplozija atomske bombe. b) Otrovna pecurka. c) Vrlo otrovna pecurka. 9. Na slici je... a) Velimir Bata Zivojinovic. b) Mihajlo Micic. c) Valera Fizikalac. BODOVANJE: Svako zaokruzeno A - 5 poena Svako zaokruzeno B - 10 poena Svako zaokruzeno C - 20 poena OD -300 DO 70 Vi ste takav kreten da cak i kad bi vam Franjo Njofra lupio zvaku, vi biste trazili jos. Ali ipak ste najpametnije odgovorili na pitanja. OD 71 DO 150 Da li ste vi normalni? Da li u vasoj glavi ima nesto drugo osim seksa? Ja licno mislim da ste vi za kavez, ninfomanko jedna. Sazaljevam vas. Ali ipak ste vi osrednje odgovorili na pitanja. OD 151 DO 1432,7 Dragi gospodine, ja vas duboko postujem kao coveka i zivotinju. Mislim da na svetu ne postoji jos jedna individua kao sto ste vi. Jos jedan takav idiot i imbecil. Ajde objasnite mi, molim vas, odakle vam ideja da resavate ovaj degenski test od koga se i ja kao autor ogadjujem. Obratite se, blago meni, profesionalcima koji ce znati sta da rade u vezi vaseg slucaja. Ali ipak ste zadovoljavajuce odgovorili na pitanja.
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ae da vidimo kako Stojite s ovoga ...
Nije prvise aaa
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XiPe
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06. Apr 2007. 21:04:47
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ni ya
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sanjin75
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06. Apr 2007. 21:48:15
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Odustali ste
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Lilith
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07. Apr 2007. 09:44:09
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mogu ja bez hrane
al druge neke stvari bi mi previše nedostajale
tako da ni ne pokušavam da postim
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XiPe
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07. Apr 2007. 11:07:37
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E’swaki ti dao kolegice Lily koga ti pozelish narawno!!!
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Lilith
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07. Apr 2007. 15:26:21
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hvala
kolega XiPe imaš za ovo jedno pivo od mene
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XiPe
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07. Apr 2007. 16:29:52
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samo 1no
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07. Apr 2007. 19:13:47
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ti mu daš prst a on bi ruku
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Dreamy
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07. Apr 2007. 20:29:55
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izvinite...
reèeno mi je da je ovde udruženje nimfomanki... valjda nisam pogrešio ulaz
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XiPe
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07. Apr 2007. 20:56:13
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dobro dosho u club dreamy owde smo swi iskreni mora neke kolegice da te isprobayu, da prowerimo da li si to shto se predstawljash da yesi, NIMFOMANKA
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Lilith
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07. Apr 2007. 20:59:33
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Dreamy nisi
pogrešio ulaz, došao si na pravo mesto...
XiPe... jedno po jedno... pa stiæi æemo i do ... gajbe piva
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XiPe
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07. Apr 2007. 21:01:06
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testiray ga kolegice, widi mogutjnosti, koliko brzo moze napredowati, kakwu ka.... ....wu kuwa?
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Dreamy
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07. Apr 2007. 22:02:57
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uhh
Ala ste navalili, mora da vekovima niko nije ušao u...kod vas . Samo moram da vas razoèaram, ja nisam nimfoman(ka). Sorry!
Ja sam ovde kao gost, pozvan sam od strane vaše šefice, g-ðice Starsice, da upoznam vaš klub i da u atmosferi najboljeg razumevanja pronadjemo obostrane interese ![](https://www.ljubavni-sastanak.com/templates/strong/forum/smiles/1611/tong.gif)
Što se kawe tièe, kafemat mi je trenutno u kvaru, zato nemojte da da ne bi bilo . Bolje je .
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XiPe
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07. Apr 2007. 22:58:24
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U bwe al’si oshtar 1wo nema owde shefica i shefowa, samo ye 1na direktorica owe teme, tj njena osniwachica, Lepa Leni pozz,samo opushteno
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07. Apr 2007. 22:59:50
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ne shvatih smisao ovog kluba ali shvatih da ni ovde nije mesto
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