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12. Feb 2007. 18:11:21
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Inteligencija .... ae
Test inteligencije PROVERITE VASU INTELIGENCIJU Interesuje vas da li ste imbecil? Interesuje vas da li ste mentalno zaostali? Mi cemo vam pomoci da otkrijete glupost koja cuci u vama.1. Na vas pada atomska bomba. a) Vi bezite. b) Pravite se da ste mrtvi. c) Otvarate kisobran. 2. Izbio je pozar u vasoj kuci. a) Pokusavate da ugasite pozar pljuvanjem. b) Prodajete kucu. c) Sakrivate se u WC solju. 3. Nalazite se u leglu kobri. a) Pokusavate da ih hipnotisete. b) Pretvarate se da niste tamo. c) Umirete od straha. 4. Probudili ste se i otkrili da padate sa 10. sprata. a) Vicete: "Upomoc, upomoc..." b) Pokusavate da doskocite na noge. c) Nastavljate da spavate. 5. Razjareni tigar jurisa na vas. a) Imitirate macku. b) Dizete ruke u vis. c) Upucate ga iz puske. 6. Hocete da preplivate reku punu pirana. a) Stavljate prvo noge u vodu da se pirane zasite, a onda ’ladno preplivate reku. b) Skacete po glavama pirana. c) Ne prelazite reku. 7. Igrom slucaja se nalazite u zelucu vaseg papagaja. a) Odlazite do debelog creva i cekate neko vreme. b) Urlate ne bi li vas neko cuo (eto kako papagaji govore). c) Odustajete od ovog testa. 8. Na slici je... a) Eksplozija atomske bombe. b) Otrovna pecurka. c) Vrlo otrovna pecurka. 9. Na slici je... a) Velimir Bata Zivojinovic. b) Mihajlo Micic. c) Valera Fizikalac. BODOVANJE: Svako zaokruzeno A - 5 poena Svako zaokruzeno B - 10 poena Svako zaokruzeno C - 20 poena OD -300 DO 70 Vi ste takav kreten da cak i kad bi vam Franjo Njofra lupio zvaku, vi biste trazili jos. Ali ipak ste najpametnije odgovorili na pitanja. OD 71 DO 150 Da li ste vi normalni? Da li u vasoj glavi ima nesto drugo osim seksa? Ja licno mislim da ste vi za kavez, ninfomanko jedna. Sazaljevam vas. Ali ipak ste vi osrednje odgovorili na pitanja. OD 151 DO 1432,7 Dragi gospodine, ja vas duboko postujem kao coveka i zivotinju. Mislim da na svetu ne postoji jos jedna individua kao sto ste vi. Jos jedan takav idiot i imbecil. Ajde objasnite mi, molim vas, odakle vam ideja da resavate ovaj degenski test od koga se i ja kao autor ogadjujem. Obratite se, blago meni, profesionalcima koji ce znati sta da rade u vezi vaseg slucaja. Ali ipak ste zadovoljavajuce odgovorili na pitanja.
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ae da vidimo kako Stojite s ovoga ...
Nije prvise aaa
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05. Mar 2007. 00:48:34
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smej se ti samo..
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05. Mar 2007. 00:52:12
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znash da ti ya uwek pruzam p.... ....odrshku!!!
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05. Mar 2007. 00:53:58
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uh
obozavam kada nam je odnos takav
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05. Mar 2007. 00:56:16
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05. Mar 2007. 00:59:36
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mislim da je ovo prvi put
da si zacrveneo na ovoj temi.. je li bolelo s obzirom da je prvi put
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05. Mar 2007. 01:07:34
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cuti sad, budi fina, doshla direktorka, odoh da yoy stawim ka.... ....ficu!!!
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05. Mar 2007. 01:11:36
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ja sam uvek fina
osim kad me izazivas.. onda sam veoma netakticna.. grizem, grebem.. doduse, to ide i po potrebi
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05. Mar 2007. 01:13:01
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llelle
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05. Mar 2007. 01:14:20
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da da..
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05. Mar 2007. 01:17:18
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da da nema kod tebe ne
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05. Mar 2007. 01:23:22
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ti znas da kod mene nema ne
znas vrlo dobro
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05. Mar 2007. 18:47:39
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swe znam ko mator!!!
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05. Mar 2007. 18:54:58
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to ide sa iskustvom...
tj. godinama
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05. Mar 2007. 18:57:02
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