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lav1971 #1
Posts: 3317


11. Maj 2006. 21:48:37
Crnjak

__Sunna_ #58

Posts: 3778


16. Avg 2009. 01:16:24


Nesreæno dete plaèe i u oèajanju pita majku:
• Mama, šta da radim kad imam rak na mozgu?
• Ne brini sine, vodim ja tebe u banju na kupku od blata.
• Zašto, mama, hoæe li to da mi pomogne?
• Ne, nego æeš da se navikneš na zemlju!
__Sunna_ #59

Posts: 3778


16. Avg 2009. 01:19:30


Kako se zove žurka epileptièara?
Pena Party!
Djole1977Lav #60

Posts: 232


17. Avg 2009. 01:38:12
u bre

smorih se kao sasa matic u bioskopu

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Ako Vam je dobro, onda nista.
hot_cold #61

Posts: 1807


19. Avg 2009. 14:30:44
:))))))))))))))

"Trci" puz kroz sumu i sretne lisicu. Pita ga ona gde zuti toliko. Puz joj odgovara da ga juri Dinkic i finansijska inspekcija. Pita ga lija sto bi njega jurili na sta ce puz: "pa ja imam kucu, dete mi ima kucu, zena mi ima kucu"

Kad je lija to cula pocela je da bezi. Trci ona i sretne rodu. Roda je upita zasto trci a lija rece juri je Dinkic. "pa sto tebe juri" lija: "imam krzno, zena mi ima krzno, dete krzno"

Kad je to cula roda poce ona da trci. I sretne usput majmuna koji je upita zasto trci. Roda kaze da je juri Dinkic jer ona zivi na visokoj nozi, muz joj zivi na visokoj nozi i deca.
Poce majmun da trci pa ga pitaju sto on bezi a on im kaze mi gologuzi prvi na’ebemo

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If you hate me, you’re the looser, not me
__Sunna_ #62

Posts: 3778


09. Sep 2009. 23:48:52


Gura detence ruèicu u teglu sa sumpornom kiselinom, pa kaze mami :
"Mama, mama, ova tegla nema dno !"

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belarada #63

Posts: 24731


10. Avg 2010. 01:45:24


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Love Profusion ...
belarada #64

Posts: 24731


31. Avg 2010. 01:56:27
Sta crnac ima belo?

Gazdu

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MARRIN #65
Posts: 1668


31. Avg 2010. 08:29:06
sta radis kad naletis na livadu punu belih rada

moras da kreses, sta ces
maskembal #66

Posts: 2868


31. Avg 2010. 15:26:08


izvini, a tebi kresanje crnjak?

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ko hoce - trazi nacin, ko nece - trazi razlog
MARRIN #67
Posts: 1668


31. Avg 2010. 20:23:48


KRESANJE BELE RADE JE HOROR.
belarada #68

Posts: 24731


05. Sep 2010. 01:56:57








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MARRIN #69
Posts: 1668


05. Sep 2010. 08:38:35


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